Martha Stewart Eats Babies

Or, at least, she likes to dress babies up like food. This was in my inbox from the Martha Stewart Craft of the Day Newsletter today:

 

I clicked on the link to the site and was relieved to find comments like this:

"Is it just me, or is this creepy???"

"I think it's bizarre."

Then I noticed Martha has a whole line of babies-as-food costumes. The horror, the horror:

 

 

 

That's supposed to be a pie...I think the baby's trying to escape!

There were also instructions on making your baby look like a salad, but there was no accompanying picture. This is a letdown for me, for one because I can't see how that would work, and number two because it sounds delicious!

Martha, I've seen Anne Geddes pictures, and you, Madam, are no Anne Geddes. Behold:

 

See, THIS is how it's done! I don't find anything remotely creepy about this, except I do worry about their exposure to pesticides and whether they're getting watered enough.